Witnessing my friend’s dating disaster:
Guy sat down and asked, “Will your mom babysit our kids?”
She chugged tea smiling: “Should we discuss my womb budget too?”
Some questions aren’t bold—they’re dancing on landmines!
5 Nuclear Questions to NEVER Drop
(With defusal scripts + autopsy reports)
1. “What’s your salary?” → Bank Account Sonar
❌ His mental alarm:
“She’s auditing my savings!”
✅ Defuse with:
“Learning surfing/oil painting lately—what’s the wildest you’ve spent on hobbies?”
Corpse Evidence:
Tech bro bragged about his $70k package. Girl clapped back:
“That’s my poodle’s allowance.”
2. “How many exes?” → Relationship Autopsy
❌ Death trap:
Few = desperate | Many = player
✅ Defuse with:
“What’s your weirdest date story?”
(Replace interrogation with roasts + red-flag scan)
Cold Hard Data:
83% people LIE on this question!
3. “Will your parents live with us?” → In-Law Trial Run
❌ His hallucination:
“How many kids? Whose name on the deed?”
✅ Defuse with:
Point at dog-walking lady: “That aunt dresses her pug like my mom!
Same questionable sweater taste.”
(Test family values via humor)
4. “Any health issues?” → DNA Inspector
❌ Social execution:
“Next she’ll demand my family medical tree!”
✅ Defuse with:
“Been pulling all-nighters…”
Pause for their response, then smirk:
“You’ve gotta have wellness hacks!”
(Shift anxiety into praising their discipline)
5. 【Nuke Option】”Am I marriage material?”
❌ Apocalypse move:
“Is he vetting a wife or a business partner?”
✅ Defuse with:
“Friends say I’m like a cat—
What’s the most annoying cat-trait?”
(Use third-party lens to fish for feedback)
Autopsy Tape:
Girl left smiling: “Try listing yourself on AngelList.”
A-Tea’s Minefield Manual
First dates aren’t interviews—they’re frequency tests:
🔥 When he roasts his boss, volley: “My ex-manager made us call him ‘Dragonlord’…”
🔥 When you say you fear darkness, he whips out: “I’ve got an anti-ghost app!”
🔥 When you both point at a chonky cat yelling “CHONKER!”
These moments outshine interrogations by 10,000x
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