Reader @Deer spammed me:
“I made him breakfast daily—he calls me ‘bro’!”
I scrolled their chats and cackled:
“Your texts read like his AI assistant—
No push-pull? Prepare for the ‘good guy trophy’!”
3-Tier Push-Pull Mastery
(With line artillery + disaster kits)
1. 【Bronze】Daily Rollercoaster
❌ Suicide move:
“Why you ignoring me?” (desperation siren)
✅ Atomic formula:
Push: “Feeding strays. They’re colder than you.”
(Delayed reply + third-party elevation)
Pull: “But their paw pads aren’t soft like your marshmallow cheeks.”
(Tactile comparison ambush)
Science:
- Strays induce competition anxiety
- “Paw pads” trigger sensory imagination
- Data: 80% guys retaliate with cat photos
2. 【Platinum】Future-Hijacking
❌ Cringe:
“Will you wash dishes when we marry?” (forced proposal vibes)
✅ God script:
Push: “Fortune-teller said I jinx romance—
Don’t sit by me at hotpot.”
Pull: [Sends location]
“Making an exception. Interest payable in dad jokes.”
Neuro-strike:
- “Jinx” sparks conquest urge
- “Exception” frames date as privilege
- “Dad jokes” = next meet hook
3. 【God Mode】Loss-Aversion Missile (Danger!)
Step1: Post “Close Friends” story →
“Found someone who gets my weirdness.” + starry sky pic
Step2: When they probe:
Push: “Yeah, a sci-fi nerd…
Too bad he’s moving to Mars tomorrow.”
Step3: Next day Pull:
“His UFO got delayed.
Wanna be his understudy?”
Kill Chain:
- Fictional rival = scarcity panic
- “Understudy” implies replaceability
- “UFO delay” saves face
Result: 300% confession surge in 72h
A-Tea Burns the Playbook
Push-pull isn’t manipulation—it’s coward’s confession bridge:
🔥 You roast his basketball skills but coach him at midnight
🔥 You laugh at his fear of darkness but share “anti-ghost” playlists
🔥 You say “Don’t fall for me” while tilting your umbrella over him
When “You’re annoying” sounds like flirting—
Burn. The. Bridge.
(Drop your slickest push-pull line below!
Top 3 get Push-Pull Cheat Codes! 🎢)
